Fighting talk

Right, I'm having another one of those days, the bloody estate agents are messing me around again and I'm pissed off with work, the tube, not being paid yet and the prospect of being homeless in a few weeks. Therefore we are going to have a little discussion which relates to something I heard about a month or so ago

This is a fake story but it does raise the important question of just how many midgets it would take to defeat a lion

http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm

There are a few things to bare in mind here, is the lion hungry, is it tame, are the midgets tame, are they indeed proper midgets or just little people - this could go on an on. I'm going to fire the first shot and say 50 midgets would do it, Cambodian or otherwise (we have to exclude Pygmy's from this 'cause they are trained to hunt wild animals, I reckon 10 of them would have a lion no problem).

Please email in and I will post the answers to this for further discussion. If you have any other match ups you would like to see then please let me know. Some ideas I have so far are a Whale vs The Thames (snigger), Christina and Brittney vs me and a bottle of baby oil (in your dreams, bitches), Killer Whale against Great white shark. Getting bored of thinking stuff up now but please if you have any ideas let me know